Lesson Jumper T-Shirts

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Giraffe Portrait

Girl in Yellow Jumper

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

Leaping

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

Something tells me his current firm aren't going to be happy to let him go!

"She gets her musical ability from me."

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

'What did you learn at university today?'

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

"Does school really help people with real life?"

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

Father nails piano lid shut.

Harvey Smith.

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

Trade School. Going to trade school after our real estate business collapsed was a good idea! These days it's all about "vocation, vocation, vocation"!

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

He who hesitates is five miles past his exit.

"If I don't get a bonus from my bank, I'll quit and flip burgers!"

A bit pre festive isn't it?

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

Last day of home school.

'We should try harder to behave. We're wearing a rut in this floor.'

Just another life lesson son. Nothing in life is free.

"Put that away. Your money's no good here."

'I'm stuck in this job!'

A boy is in a hole that he just dug.His uncle says:'You've learned a life lesson today . . . Digging your ass off for treasure only to end up in a septic tank!'

"You want a job where you don't have to stay in one place for too long? Thought about football management?

Rider Helping Horse Over the Jump