Less-is-more Believer Gifts

Less is less

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Ghost School.

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"Take. Your. Time!"

Image changing.

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

'This is Bob. He's really short, but he's got quick hands, watch.'

"Keep your chin up."

"I started this company in my parents basement. I kept a backup copy in case I ever need to start another."

'As I'm sure you all remember, right here is when we all stopped caring!'

'Those stretching exercises you have been practicing are really working!'

"Yeah! Well, I don't believe in karma."

Pinocchio auditions for a boyband.

"Isn't Bill going a little too green?"

"Give Me 6 Sets At 30 Seconds Each!"

Highwire Texting

'Actually, you're the first to arrive.'

I've seen bantamweight, and I've seen welterweight, but I've never seen counterweight.

Carrier Bag Shame

"Hello there. I'm the bluebird of Orthodox Judaism. What do you say you get up, you put on t'fillin and you daven this morning?"

"Jesus, how many times have I told you that's not a toy?"

'Thanks, guys, but I already have a religion.'

'I couldn't find a thing not to wear.'