Lenses Legend Pillows

Dr. BR Smith Optician.

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Saint George and the Drag Queen

The Elliot Ness monster.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Bigfoot"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Myths and legends...

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

A boy with a camera

Scotsman in the bath...

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Pandora's Change Purse...

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

Saint Patrick

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

Knight

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."