Lenses Legend Mugs

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

The Elliot Ness monster.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Myths and legends...

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Scotsman in the bath...

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

A boy with a camera

Pandora's Change Purse...

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

Saint Patrick

Knight

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

Loch Ness Monster

"Nothing is ever in my size either."