Lens Hunter Mugs

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

Courage. Love.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

A boy with a camera

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Before and After Thomas Edison

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

Single men in Tahiti

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

Videographer. Zoom in. Zoom out.

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

"The beginning of another urban legend."

"Hmm. . . I'd better keep THIS quiet. . .!"

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

'WOW, this is a GREAT Telephoto Lens, Joe! That Grizzly bear WAY down there looks like it's Right up here in FRONT of my face!'

'I think we're out of focus.'

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

The corner that Spring's around

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

"The side lenses will help you maintain visual acuity when looking askance."