Lens Hunter Mugs

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

Courage. Love.

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

A boy with a camera

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Before and After Thomas Edison

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

I'm just saying, maybe you should try getting out of the city, Mr. Van Gogh. The Smoggy Night.

Single men in Tahiti

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

That's a street lamp, Steve.

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

Videographer. Zoom in. Zoom out.

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

'WOW, this is a GREAT Telephoto Lens, Joe! That Grizzly bear WAY down there looks like it's Right up here in FRONT of my face!'

"The beginning of another urban legend."

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

"The side lenses will help you maintain visual acuity when looking askance."

'I think we're out of focus.'

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

The last person to leave, please turn off the enlightenment.

Dr. BR Smith Optician.

"Hmm. . . I'd better keep THIS quiet. . .!"

The corner that Spring's around

Sasquatch/Summersquatch