Legumes Pillows

The Creature of the Black Legume

Allotment

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

Onion Tears

Pea

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Rap-scallions

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

Avocado Timeline

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

Forbidden Vegetable

Cheeky boy and putting 'leeks' sign on toilet.

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'