Legumes Pillows

The Creature of the Black Legume

Allotment

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

Rap-scallions

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

Pea

Onion Tears

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

Avocado Timeline

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

Cheeky boy and putting 'leeks' sign on toilet.

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

Forbidden Vegetable