Vegetable Expert Pillows

I think, therefore I yam…

The Jeopardy of Progress

Allotment

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

The Velvet Mesquite

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Onion Tears

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Cereal Tasting.

Pea

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

Rap-scallions

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

Avocado Timeline

'Needs more kale.'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage