Vegetable Expert Prints

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The Jeopardy of Progress

Allotment

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

The Velvet Mesquite

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Pea

Onion Tears

Rap-scallions

Cereal Tasting.

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

Avocado Timeline

'Needs more kale.'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage