Legislative Process Explorer Gifts

"Say, in case you guys win in November, show me how you improved on this filibuster thing!"

Elections

'Mr. Donovan, is it all right if I tie my shoelace?'

Lawyers - Man challenging a barrister

The Filibuster.

"Hi guys. I'm Lawyer man, and my power is of attorney."

McNHS

'These are the people who'll be line managing you.'

'Your book has a wonderful, timely quality. We're putting it on our list for a 2009 release.'

'Can I Come In Soon?'

Joe Lieberman rehearses the Filibuster dance.

With Jury Duty for All

'Individually we could do nothing. So we formed a committee which determined nothing could be done.'

"Your appointment's been cancelled. You took too long filling out those forms."

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

The bureaucrat on his way to work...

'Your honor, before we get into the issue of black and white, I'd like permission to slip into my grey suit.'

Ego Publishing: 'I'm sorry, but 'Slither A Mile In My Shoes' doesn't make any sense...'

Office worker on phone: 'If you could just email me the faxes of the photocopies of the transcripts of the fifteen phone messages in question, that would probably be the simplest.'

CITY HALL, NO PROBLEM IS TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL., 'Oh, no, your problem isn't too big or too small - it's just too difficult.'

'I think we should form a committee to look into this 'individual initiative' thing.'

'Three years? But that's aaaaaaaaaages.'

"But on my claim form, it definitely says Universal credit..!!"

Congress Some Assembly Required

'Good news, Perkins! Management picked your employee suggestion for joke of the month!'

artwork and production

"And this bit down here is about actually how to do the job."

"You can be your own attorney, but no, you cannot be your own judge."

CITY HALL DEPARTMENT 230179-B. 'Why, yes, you are in the right office -- Who told you how to get here?'

'Will the defendant explain to the Court why he refuses to be called 'the accused'?'

Bureau of weights, measures and war propaganda.

"It seems legislation against airbourne Prosecco snatchers is still in the committee stage."

David won't be in today. He's been in an accident. Did he give notice?

'To get any of my programs through congress...it's worth a try!''

'The Opening of Congress'