Historical Process Explorer Gifts

artwork and production

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Elections

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

"...it's another metal detector."

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

'While you're doing his brain surgery, can you tweak things a bit so he'll stop picking his nose at the dinner table?'

Peace in shackles.

Lawyers - Man challenging a barrister

Robot Attack in Bath

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

"Have you noticed how climate change looks and feels the same as colonialism?"

Ferdinand von Zeppelin

'Here, you have it. I don't think I'll be using it again.'

'Your book has a wonderful, timely quality. We're putting it on our list for a 2009 release.'

'All this 'history' stuff you teach about - is it based on actual events?'

'Apparently he discovered accountancy.'

Ego Publishing: 'I'm sorry, but 'Slither A Mile In My Shoes' doesn't make any sense...'

"You must stop digging up the past."

North Korea tests a hydrogen bomb.

"Occupiers have often forced people who are polar opposites to live in one artificial 'country'."

"Mr. Crusoe, you have some heft overdue fines."

'Don't you have any maps of undiscovered secrets of ancient temples?'

Cycles of evolution and destruction

"Anyhow, according to the Science 'Times,' things would have turned out quite a bit differently if that meteor had hit Earth."

'Things really change fast now. There's an original i-pad.'

Turns out it's just a shopping list. Milk.

A rest by the way

Pagoda

Tourist

"Trick or treat. We're your old social media posts coming back to haunt you."

"Unfortunately this lab is funded only by as much gold as we can make from lead."