Historical Case Explorer Gifts

"I don't think your historic child abuse case will stand up in court. The doctor claims that he had to slap you when you were born."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Characters jumping out of a book.

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Scarpia's Palace

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

Gone Fishing

It's a picture book. The words aren't called "subtitles."

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

Peace in shackles.

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

'Medical science is this close to finding a cure for the common evil vapors.'

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

Rudyard Kipling

Robot Attack in Bath

"Have you noticed how climate change looks and feels the same as colonialism?"

'Here, you have it. I don't think I'll be using it again.'

The Giant Guardsman Chapters IX and x.

Don Giovanni

'All this 'history' stuff you teach about - is it based on actual events?'

Supreme Court Crunch

Ferdinand von Zeppelin

'Apparently he discovered accountancy.'

"Occupiers have often forced people who are polar opposites to live in one artificial 'country'."

"You must stop digging up the past."

Cycles of evolution and destruction

'He's giving us a final request? Ask for a glass of Beaujolais Nouveau - that'll give us till November.'

'Don't you have any maps of undiscovered secrets of ancient temples?'

The author will be signing books for fifteen minutes.