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Supreme Court Crunch

Trial by Media

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Barristers

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

The Jose Padilla Experience

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

'The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth in what sense?'

"Miss Frobisher, could you get me the State of Arizona V's the Apache Nation file?"

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

Justice 4 Ron

Sue The Bastards

Fairtale prosecutions.

A Terrible Shock

Justice

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

Say what? Johnnie Cochran died in 2005?

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

"Overruled."

Lights Action Camera Justice

Bill Barr kicks Lady Justice

Counsel examining witness

"It was a crime of passion, not the defendant's offense, out verdict."

Dumping The Death Penalty

'I had them watch Court TV all night for background.'

Lawyers - Man challenging a barrister

There's no such thing as "The Fruit Basket Defense." By any chance, are you referring to "The Fruit of the Poisonous Tree"? That's evidence that was obtained by an illegal action and must be considered inadmissible. Yeah! What you said!!!

Blind Justice with Missiles instead of Scales.

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