Legal Analysis Enthusiast Gifts

"Overruled."

Trial by Media

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

Violent Crime Statistics

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Lady Justice.

"Miss Frobisher, could you get me the State of Arizona V's the Apache Nation file?"

'The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth in what sense?'

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

Fairtale prosecutions.