Legal Analysis Enthusiast Gifts

"Overruled."

Trial by Media

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

The Jose Padilla Experience

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

Violent Crime Statistics

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

'The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth in what sense?'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Lady Justice.

"Miss Frobisher, could you get me the State of Arizona V's the Apache Nation file?"

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'