Legal Storyteller T-Shirts

Wear their storytelling passion proudly with t-shirts that highlight their love for legal narratives. A fun, creative gift for lawyers and storytellers alike.

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'I realize that hearsay evidence isn't admissible by the court, Your Honor, but you're going to love this!'

'I realize that hearsay evidence isn't admissible by the court, Your Honor, but you're going to love this!' mockup

'I realize that hearsay evidence isn't admissible by the court, Your Honor, but you're going to love this!'

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'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan) mockup

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)

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'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?' mockup

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

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"Judgement Day: Division Four"

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"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head." mockup

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

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Patent Attorney (invisible man)

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"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour." mockup

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

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'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.' mockup

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

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"Have you, or any of your acquaintances, ever been described as 'frolicsome'?"

"Have you, or any of your acquaintances, ever been described as 'frolicsome'?" mockup

"Have you, or any of your acquaintances, ever been described as 'frolicsome'?"

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"I must insist on my lawyer present." mockup

"I must insist on my lawyer present."

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"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales." mockup

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

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"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!" mockup

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

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"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt." mockup

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

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'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?' mockup

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

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'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.' mockup

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

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Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof. mockup

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

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"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun." mockup

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

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Loopholes

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Tell me a deposition, mommy.

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"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!" mockup

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

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"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now." mockup

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

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'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...' mockup

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

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'I got a suspended sentence.'

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"...and furthermore that said housewife violated both the animal cruelty statute as well as the disability act when she willfully cut off the tails of three visually impaired rodents."

"...and furthermore that said housewife violated both the animal cruelty statute as well as the disability act when she willfully cut off the tails of three visually impaired rodents."

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