Legal Series Lover Pillows

"Henry is addicted to all of the Court programs."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

Stop and Birch

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"#notguilty."

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"Spoiler alert."

"Not guilty?"

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

Intellectual Property

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

Arrogant junior barrister

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

'I'm here waiting appeals.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.'

'For ever 'no-no' there's a legal 'yes-yes'.'

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

"You don't have to answer that."

Upholding the Law