Legal Rights Gifts

'Sir, there's a taxpayer who knows his rights, to see you.'

'I haven't done anything wrong, officer, but I'd appreciate it if you'd read me my rights anyway.'

'I'm afraid my gag order also applies to thought balloons, counselor.'

'You want to see a lawyer? No problem — he's a lawyer.'

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

'The defendant seems to be hiding under the First Amendment.'

'I'm afraid the legislation only covers one partner.'

"The genius of the justice system for us is that everyone has the right to a lawyer."

'Here's a toughie - does a public nuisance have a right of privacy?'

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

Businesswoman Empowerment

Gender Equality

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

International Women's Day.

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Ban on Free Speech

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

The International and May Day Terrorism

“They tease us for going together, but little do they know this is where we gather to plan the dismantling of the patriarchy.”

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

The Working Woman's Magazine

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

Barristers

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"Bailiff."

Wal-Mart Ruling

Roe v. Wade

"We need a union!'

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'