Land Rights Gifts

The Land Grab: Then and Now

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"Tallyho!"

"She wishes to range free!"

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Save the unicorn.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Japanese Whaling

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

"I'll tell you, mock jury duty beats cancer testing."

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'