Land Management Gifts

"Loans cost the earth, in your case 140 acres of it"

Let's get organized

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"Sold his air rights."

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

'This is close enough.'

'Bad news! We're hamsters!'

'Supply' and 'Demand' arm wrestle keeping the 'Industrial real estate market' steady

'I don't know about you, but I could do with a break.'

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

"Ahoy!"

William and Real Estate

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

"Someday, this will all go into your pre-nuptial agreement."

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'