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"My basic judicial philosophy is 'Guilty.'"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Jean-Paul Sartre

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Have you been playing dice?"

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Chiller Theatre

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Sauce for the Goose

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

The Price of Freedom

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"Is this who I am?"

"I cross the road to forget."

'At least I don't have his life.'

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

Afraid of change - leave it here.

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."