Pure logic: Men are afraid of us but not of fire, so, why should we be afraid of fire?
Logic Ponderer T-Shirts
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'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'
In/Out/These Things Happen.
Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."
Jean-Paul Sartre
'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'
The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.
"Have you been playing dice?"
Chiller Theatre
'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'
"Intelligent design...well, duh!"
Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'
'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'
"Needs to get a life"
A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.
Sauce for the Goose
Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e
"When we're home, are we still aliens?"
"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."
"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."
'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'
'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'
I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.
"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."
'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'
"I guess now's as good a time as any."
Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy
'Einstein's blackboard as he left it'
"I cross the road to forget."
Reasonableman
'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'
'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'
"Is this who I am?"
"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."
The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.
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