Legal Joke Enthusiast T-Shirts

Bring humor to their wardrobe with T-shirts that feature clever legal jokes and witty courtroom designs—ideal for lawyers or anyone who loves a good legal pun.

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"...and my client would like to signal his appreciation of his Lordship's patience.."

"...and my client would like to signal his appreciation of his Lordship's patience.." mockup

"...and my client would like to signal his appreciation of his Lordship's patience.."

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Fish Wins Millions in Harassment Suit. mockup

Fish Wins Millions in Harassment Suit.

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'Just as a precautionary measure; is there any way you can get rid of that mask?'

'Just as a precautionary measure; is there any way you can get rid of that mask?' mockup

'Just as a precautionary measure; is there any way you can get rid of that mask?'

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'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.' mockup

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

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"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas." mockup

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

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Barristers

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"Bailiff."

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"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?" mockup

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

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"We make crime pay."

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"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!" mockup

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

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"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor." mockup

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

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A baby in court

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"He belongs to a lawyer."

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'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.' mockup

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

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Pre-nuptal Agreement.

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Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes! mockup

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

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"Great news, Mr. Corrigan. That large, life-threatening lump we removed from your back turned out to be your lawyer."

"Great news, Mr. Corrigan. That large, life-threatening lump we removed from your back turned out to be your lawyer." mockup

"Great news, Mr. Corrigan. That large, life-threatening lump we removed from your back turned out to be your lawyer."

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"Recess is over, Your Honor."

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"Does it hurt when my attorney does this?"

"Does it hurt when my attorney does this?" mockup

"Does it hurt when my attorney does this?"

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"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity." mockup

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

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"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'" mockup

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

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'Furthermore, had a handrail been fitted to the wall , my client would not be sitting here now.'

'Furthermore, had a handrail been fitted to the wall , my client would not be sitting here now.' mockup

'Furthermore, had a handrail been fitted to the wall , my client would not be sitting here now.'

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'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.' mockup

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

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"At least he's honest about it..." mockup

"At least he's honest about it..."

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'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!' mockup

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

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'I didn't know it was a one-trip salad bar!'

'I didn't know it was a one-trip salad bar!' mockup

'I didn't know it was a one-trip salad bar!'

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"Once again, I simply don't recall." mockup

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

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Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one. mockup

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

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Baby's first words.

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Judge about dancing lawyer: 'When you get to the second stanza of this song and dance, please approach the bench.'

Judge about dancing lawyer: 'When you get to the second stanza of this song and dance, please approach the bench.' mockup

Judge about dancing lawyer: 'When you get to the second stanza of this song and dance, please approach the bench.'

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Viking in the dock: His barrister says: 'Your honour, my client was simply expanding his business interests. We object to the use of the word 'pillaging'.'

Viking in the dock: His barrister says: 'Your honour, my client was simply expanding his business interests. We object to the use of the word 'pillaging'.'

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