Legal Billing Gifts

Searching for a gift for a legal billing professional? Explore our collection of clever and amusing items that reflect their job with humor and charm. Perfect for lawyers, paralegals, or anyone in the legal field who appreciates a funny twist on their workday. Our products are designed to bring a smile, whether they’re at the office or unwinding at home, making their demanding job a little more enjoyable.

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"We calculated your age by how many hours you billed your clients, and you are at least 96."

"We calculated your age by how many hours you billed your clients, and you are at least 96." mockup

"We calculated your age by how many hours you billed your clients, and you are at least 96."

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"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?" mockup

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

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'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character. mockup

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

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"Bailiff."

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"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes." mockup

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

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"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!" mockup

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

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Invoice: 'That's good laughter is the best medicine.'

Invoice: 'That's good laughter is the best medicine.' mockup

Invoice: 'That's good laughter is the best medicine.'

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The Birth of a Lawsuit

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'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!' mockup

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

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"They're class action figures."

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'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.' mockup

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

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"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards." mockup

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

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I am billing, therefore I am.

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'You may have an adverse reaction when I administer this. It's your medical bill.'

'You may have an adverse reaction when I administer this. It's your medical bill.' mockup

'You may have an adverse reaction when I administer this. It's your medical bill.'

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"It's my attorney. Have you seen my list of things about you that drive me crazy?"

"It's my attorney. Have you seen my list of things about you that drive me crazy?" mockup

"It's my attorney. Have you seen my list of things about you that drive me crazy?"

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We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis. mockup

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

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"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators." mockup

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."

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Exploring Healthcare Careers

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Attorney and killer bee.

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"If it's an expensive surgery, we now implant a GPS tracking device for the hospital's collections department."

"If it's an expensive surgery, we now implant a GPS tracking device for the hospital's collections department." mockup

"If it's an expensive surgery, we now implant a GPS tracking device for the hospital's collections department."

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'Slap me and I'll see you in court.' mockup

'Slap me and I'll see you in court.'

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"No, I didn't say, 'health'. I said I'm concerned about your wealth... Can you afford to pay my bill?"

"No, I didn't say, 'health'. I said I'm concerned about your wealth... Can you afford to pay my bill?" mockup

"No, I didn't say, 'health'. I said I'm concerned about your wealth... Can you afford to pay my bill?"

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"In a surprising turn of events, the end testifies against the means."

"In a surprising turn of events, the end testifies against the means." mockup

"In a surprising turn of events, the end testifies against the means."

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"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something." mockup

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

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'Well yes, we lost, but you asked me if I was a Legal Eagle, not if I was a good lawyer...'

'Well yes, we lost, but you asked me if I was a Legal Eagle, not if I was a good lawyer...' mockup

'Well yes, we lost, but you asked me if I was a Legal Eagle, not if I was a good lawyer...'

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"The initial test results are in and you have excellent coverage."

"The initial test results are in and you have excellent coverage." mockup

"The initial test results are in and you have excellent coverage."

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"I wish I had done more pro bono work. I need the tax write offs."

"I wish I had done more pro bono work. I need the tax write offs." mockup

"I wish I had done more pro bono work. I need the tax write offs."

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My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour. mockup

My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

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"I charge by the grain."

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Attorney Punching Bag

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Night Court

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'They profiled me just because I'm a bank robber!'

'They profiled me just because I'm a bank robber!' mockup

'They profiled me just because I'm a bank robber!'

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"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks." mockup

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

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Medical Billing & Coding

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'If you dislike the term divorce that much, then just think of it as downsizing the time you spend together.'

'If you dislike the term divorce that much, then just think of it as downsizing the time you spend together.' mockup

'If you dislike the term divorce that much, then just think of it as downsizing the time you spend together.'

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Legal Billing Gifts Collection

Legal Billing Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs with legal billing humor — perfect for brightening their coffee breaks.

Legal Billing Pillows

Relax with our humorous pillows designed for legal billing experts—perfect for their office or living space.

Legal Billing Prints

Visit our print collection that features witty designs for legal billing enthusiasts, great for decorating any workspace or lounge area.

Legal Billing T-Shirts

Discover clever t-shirts tailored for legal billing professionals, adding humor and style to their wardrobe.