Legal Beagle In The Kitchen Gifts

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Party time.

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

Pet Pony

K9 Literati.

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

"Pampered?"

For my next trick, I will cut this freshly baked baguette in half using a non serrated blade.

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

'Good book?'

Uh

The Criminally Insane Gourmet.

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

A girl with a dog and balloons

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Please pass the fire extinguisher.

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

'How do you want me to answer that question, Norm? As an attorney, or as your best friend?'

"It's non-negotiable."

Fido phones

I'll say one thing for that chef on TV...he really makes deboning a chicken look easy.

"What is this?... Just in case the doctor wants to know."

"Like a lot of Beagles, he's pretty domesticated, but there's still some of the hunter in him."

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

'Can't you just hand me a plastic worm?!'

Christmas dinner - Turkey Horror Flicks.