Legal Beagle In The Kitchen Gifts

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Party time.

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

K9 Literati.

Pet Pony

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"Pampered?"

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

'Good book?'

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

The Criminally Insane Gourmet.

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

A girl with a dog and balloons

Please pass the fire extinguisher.

'How do you want me to answer that question, Norm? As an attorney, or as your best friend?'

"It's non-negotiable."

"What is this?... Just in case the doctor wants to know."

I'll say one thing for that chef on TV...he really makes deboning a chicken look easy.

"Like a lot of Beagles, he's pretty domesticated, but there's still some of the hunter in him."

'Can't you just hand me a plastic worm?!'

Christmas dinner - Turkey Horror Flicks.

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

"I'm not quite ready to order. My lawyers are still studying the menu."