Legal Battles Buff Gifts

"Well, so much for 'My solicitor will speak to your solicitor'."

"You're fired."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Sue the Author 3PM

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

Planet of the Lawyers

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"Not guilty?"

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"He belongs to a lawyer."

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

"I think it's a subpoena!"

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

"Jughead, Reggie, Betty, and Veronica—they've all been locked up. But you, Archie—I had higher hopes for you."

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

"As your attorney, I must strongly advise you against bringing the high heat."

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

Ignorance of the Law

Upholding the Law

A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury

'...can you tell me how to blame Obama for all that?'

Judge

Executing Detainees Using Waterboarding Evidence

'Great. Another trainee lawyer.'

"Love is grand... divorce is a hundred grand."

"My agent."