Legal Battles Buff Gifts

"Well, so much for 'My solicitor will speak to your solicitor'."

"You're fired."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Sue the Author 3PM

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

Planet of the Lawyers

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"Not guilty?"

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"He belongs to a lawyer."

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

"Jughead, Reggie, Betty, and Veronica—they've all been locked up. But you, Archie—I had higher hopes for you."

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

"I think it's a subpoena!"

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

"As your attorney, I must strongly advise you against bringing the high heat."

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury

Upholding the Law

Ignorance of the Law

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

"Love is grand... divorce is a hundred grand."

'...can you tell me how to blame Obama for all that?'

"I don't think you have a case. It's only slander if it's not true, and I've heard you play."

Judge

'Great. Another trainee lawyer.'

"My agent."