Leftover Maestro Gifts

"I'm making my leftover turkey-lengua-onion casserole for dinner!"

Orchestra.

Mozart on a computer,

Baby Mozart.

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Lockdown casserole

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

Grade 2 Cellist

Timpani.

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

"It's made from all our old leftovers. I call it 'Rescue Casserole.'"

"I'm going in."

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

'Turkey again! It's the sixth of January... Just how big was that flaming bird?!'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Where are the kids?'

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

Nest building

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

Happy Thought.

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

"Now cover those leftovers with lots of cheese. What they don't know won't hurt them."

'And now, for your musical entertainment!'

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

'Don't say I never buy you anything.'

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

"But this way I know where everything is."