Leftover Magician Gifts

'If I'm not mistaken; aren't these the left-overs from last night's left-overs, from...'

"It's made from all our old leftovers. I call it 'Rescue Casserole.'"

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Lockdown casserole

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

"I'm going in."

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

'Turkey again! It's the sixth of January... Just how big was that flaming bird?!'

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

"It's the first week of school and already I have a 10-page report due tomorrow!"

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

"Now cover those leftovers with lots of cheese. What they don't know won't hurt them."

Something beautiful comes out of a big mess.

There's leftover apple crisp! Whoever finishes it up, please clean the baking dish. Hey! It's not finished!!

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

'Don't say I never buy you anything.'

"I'm making my leftover turkey-lengua-onion casserole for dinner!"

Could you wrap this for me to take home? My humans love leftovers.

"Wow, another turkey sandwich?"

'We're having leftover-a-la-king!'

Curry for Breakfast.

Monday. Restaurant. Daily special. Steak. Tuesday. Hamburger. Wednesday. Homestyle meatloaf. Thursday. I know this is your favorite restaurant, and I guess it's okay to eat here again today ... but tomorrow we'll probably need to find someplace else to eat! Daily special. Cream of meatloaf soup.

"I'm mostly thankful for leftover halloween costumes."

'Gutherie's a genius at clearing the paperwork - I don't know how he does it.'

"You can have my doggie bag as a tip."

'Look how beautifully you laid out the food on the plate.'

"Yes. That was great. . . but the real miracle is how my mom can feed us for over a week on Thanksgiving leftovers!"

'Don't think of it as leftovers -- think of it as a mopping-up operation.'