Leftover Magician T-Shirts

'If I'm not mistaken; aren't these the left-overs from last night's left-overs, from...'

"It's made from all our old leftovers. I call it 'Rescue Casserole.'"

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

Lockdown casserole

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

"I'm going in."

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

'Turkey again! It's the sixth of January... Just how big was that flaming bird?!'

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

"It's the first week of school and already I have a 10-page report due tomorrow!"

Something beautiful comes out of a big mess.

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

"Now cover those leftovers with lots of cheese. What they don't know won't hurt them."

'Don't say I never buy you anything.'

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

"Wow, another turkey sandwich?"

'We're having leftover-a-la-king!'

"I'm making my leftover turkey-lengua-onion casserole for dinner!"

Curry for Breakfast.

"I'm mostly thankful for leftover halloween costumes."

'Gutherie's a genius at clearing the paperwork - I don't know how he does it.'

'Look how beautifully you laid out the food on the plate.'

'It's called Les Restes. It's French for leftovers.'

'It's the Animal Welfare people about you feeding leftovers to the dog!'

"Best idea for a name I've had for years!"

'What's wrong with having leftovers from last night's TV dinners? We're watching part two of last night's show.'

"Yes. That was great. . . but the real miracle is how my mom can feed us for over a week on Thanksgiving leftovers!"

'Your behavior is inappropriate and completely unacceptable!' 'Talk to the hand!'