Left-right Direction Navigator Mugs

Exit next left. No, my left.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The Life of Pi

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

The Fast Lane.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

Day one, post grad

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

New Memer/Incumbent

Challenge and solution

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

"A number of items on that menu are consistently chosen by an overwhelming majority of the American people."

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

Number Phobia.

"Page 1 is 'Best-Sellers.' Page 2 is 'Advice, How-To, and Miscellaneous,' and on the back is 'And Bear in Mind.' "

'Careful,dear- don't order anything you can't pronounce.'

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

You are here.

'The Chef's Salad isn't available today. She ate it herself.'

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

"Oh shut up."

'Your performance has been a steady boat in a sea of change.'

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'