Remote Control Navigator Mugs

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

The Life of Pi

The Fast Lane.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Day one, post grad

Penguin Remote

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

Working from OM.

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

Number Phobia.

"Oh shut up."

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

'We could use a little divine guidance right about now, reverend.'

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

"And then bear left at the war memorial, first right down Newton road and St Luke's is straight ahead."

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

"Close to what? This doesn't look like Kansas anymore."

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

Your lips still say "No," but you started out with six exclamation points above your head and now you're down to one. !

"Look, Bailey! Business park at two o’clock!"

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

"Dad, how often have I told you there's no point in trying to start an argument with the sat-nav?"

Pick a direction.

'Gerald loves firing Donald Trump!'

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