Remote Control Navigator Prints

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

The Fast Lane.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Day one, post grad

Penguin Remote

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

Working from OM.

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

Number Phobia.

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

"Oh shut up."

'We could use a little divine guidance right about now, reverend.'

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

"And then bear left at the war memorial, first right down Newton road and St Luke's is straight ahead."

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

"Look, Bailey! Business park at two o’clock!"

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

Pick a direction.

Animal Band radio.

'This little baby allows you to automatically block halftime shows.'

'Gerald loves firing Donald Trump!'