Control Panel Navigator Mugs

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"I am not asking for directions."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Titanic: How's my steering.

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Set sail

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"You are here"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."