Automated System Navigators Mugs

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

Number Phobia.

'Apparently Wednesday is early conciliation day.'

'While on hold, press #1 for classical music. Press #2 for rock music. Press #3 for country music. Press #4 for...'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

'Yes, he's neurotic - It's a common condition with neurologists.'

"Oh shut up."

"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"

Pete's trying to groom himself"

Pick a direction.

'A short cut is the longest distance between two points.'

The straw that broke the camels back!

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

Swerving and arguning lane

'I'm counting on you to explain to your parents how to view the e-updates on the healthcare plan.'

'Book of Usernames' / 'Book of Baby Names'.

Unsurprisingly, it was auto-correct that introduced evil into the world.

"I miss the challenge of hunting before global positioning systems."

'Please Miss, I know what comes before 8. My school bus!'

Still going in circles. 'Told you so.'

'I said use your toolbar, NOT your crowbar.'

'Hi! We're Jehovah's witnesses and we'd like to talk to you about God.'

Time to Retire?