Left-turn Navigator Mugs

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

The Fast Lane.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

New Memer/Incumbent

Day one, post grad

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"Oh shut up."

'We could use a little divine guidance right about now, reverend.'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

"And then bear left at the war memorial, first right down Newton road and St Luke's is straight ahead."

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

'Your performance has been a steady boat in a sea of change.'

Cars.

Road Construction.

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

'I think we took a wrong turn at Sodom or Gomoorah.'

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

'Exit left in 300 yards.'

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

"Look, Bailey! Business park at two o’clock!"

Pick a direction.

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.