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"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Don't even think about it."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Dog with Anchor Lead

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"Is your dog friendly?!"

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

"Don't be fooled, it looks easy but I've yet to meet a dog who's mastered it."

"That was a boring field trip."

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

Hang Time Fido

Self-walking dog

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

Walking the Dog.

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"Morning!"

"Sure, you used to be a YouTube sensation. But what have you done lately."

'I hope you both have many happy years together!'

"What are you trying to say, Rex?"

'I think he wants to go walkies!'