
“It’s not working because you’re on the wrong side of the fence – look, I’m pulling and it’s not working. I can’t believe you don’t see this …”
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“It’s not working because you’re on the wrong side of the fence – look, I’m pulling and it’s not working. I can’t believe you don’t see this …”
'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'
'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'
'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'
Thinking Gears
'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'
'Here's MY information highway!'
"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."
"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."
'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'
A Major Refresher Course is in Order.
"Yeah, I don't like this part either."
When Engineers Crack.
'Have you no common scents?!'
"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."
'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'
How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.
Staff Yearbook
"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."
Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.
Illogic Tree
"Yo, this should be a two."
'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'
'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'
Dog with Anchor Lead
"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."
"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"
"Dinosaurs are cool!"
"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."
Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'
Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.
Professor of Fuzzy Logic.
"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."
"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"
Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.
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