Leap-frog Gifts

Leaping over a frog

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'I admire your floatibility.'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

"Bailiff."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"And would you like flies with that?"

The Frog Prince

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

Pond Dipping...

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

'Hey! No Tongues!'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

What's the insect de jour?

Old Frogs' Home

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

Baby frog with fly mobile.

Leap Frog

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

'The frog is deceased, Mr. Graham. You don't need malpractice insurance.'

High Jump