Leap-frog Prints

Leaping over a frog

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'I admire your floatibility.'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

The Frog Prince

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"And would you like flies with that?"

"Bailiff."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Pond Dipping...

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

What's the insect de jour?

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

Baby frog with fly mobile.

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

'Hey! No Tongues!'

Leap Frog

'The frog is deceased, Mr. Graham. You don't need malpractice insurance.'

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

High Jump