Leap Day Prints

'You're taking leap day way too literally, Al.'

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Ultra-lazy sloth

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."

'I do good work... unfortunately, I don't do it here.'

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

Leap Frog

"I'm the best candidate."

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

"It helps me stay focused."

In/Out.

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

Snooker cue changes the channels on tv.

A man stealing another person's ideas

'How are we spelling Dear?'

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

Wadder

'Sunday in the park'

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

Hug therapy for the lonely at-the-top executives.

'As you know, we're very flexible. That's why you should get this done before our present company policy changes.'

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

Leap Year

When Policy Fails Try Thinking,

'Don had become a real couch potato.'

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

"You're not totally useless around the house - you make a great appetite suppressant."

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

"Never skip other leg day."