Leaning Tower Admirer Gifts

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

The First Cone of Shame.

Sick Building Syndrome

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile...'

Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building

Rapunzcow

Scientists building a tower

Architectural Messages Through the Ages.

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'Of course he's smiling. In your best high school French, you just ordered Champagne for the entire hotel.'

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

The Gilmore Girls

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

'I don't know how much longer we can keep paying off these building inspectors.'

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

Other People's Stuff,

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

Beacon Theatre

Life Cycle of a Tower Block

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

Richard Branson caricature.

Prince trying to climb to Rapunzel. Has a wig in his hands.

Air traffic controllers, as always, cool, calm and collected.