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'I'd say that fall is just around the corner!'

Autumn

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

"We're out of bags."

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

"It takes him forever to finish."

Autumn Dog

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

"Woohoo, we have have overcome the wave!"

'Great putt. Lucky I hit the pin.'

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

'Outta my way, you little puke!'

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

'Did you know golf is the healthiest sport you can play?'

Leaf raker sets fire to tree - the source of his anguish.

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

Leaf Blower Showdown.

The Conquest

Tandem Mountain Bike/Gnarly Stump.

A giant crowd, both in line for coffee and airport security.

'Drat, another hole-in-one. Pity really - I was looking forward to some putting practice.'

Jeep

The Bachelord

Exhausted men - steep hill 1 in 3