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"I hate autumn."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

"We're out of bags."

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

"It takes him forever to finish."

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

Autumn Dog

'You can't do anything right. What you need is confidence.'

"Questions have been raised about our leadership skills!"

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

Leaf raker sets fire to tree - the source of his anguish.

Leaf Blower Showdown.

It's 9 a.m. and I've already offed hundreds of aphids � Decimated dozens of beetles and slain seven slugs. But Nana, you're disturbing nature's balance. When it comes to garden pests � Biodiversity is way overrated.

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

'It's the thin person inside you, screaming to get out - I'm afraid he's not alone.'

To avoid undue leaf raking, Ray tagged his neighbors leaves in case any of them blew onto his lawn.

'We won't be seeing that one again...'

Autumn

"We took care of our leaf problem a long time ago."

'American Harlequin ladybird. It can give one quite a nasty nip.'

A man moves to shoot the last leaf from a tree in autumn.

Leaf Blower Showdown.

"At the next intersection, turn whichever way you f#$%!^&* want! You never listen to me anyway!"

Fitness. No, thanks

Ant Girl

A man hunting in gale of wind

Fly fishing