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Leaf raker sets fire to tree - the source of his anguish.

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

The melting polar ice caps

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Environment policy.

Litter Pick

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Farmers' Warnings.

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

COP26

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

Ecological balance.

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

The Earth as a habitat being poisoned by pollution (symbolised by car exhaust fumes)

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"I dunno...ask him."

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

Don Quilowatte

The big pause

The Four Horsemen of Trees: Beavers, Hammocks, Bugs, Unpainted Furniture.

Trees growing from factory chimneys.