Leaf Crusader T-Shirts

Leaf raker sets fire to tree - the source of his anguish.

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

The melting polar ice caps

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Environment policy.

Litter Pick

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

Farmers' Warnings.

COP26

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

Ecological balance.

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

Vigilante Dog

The Earth as a habitat being poisoned by pollution (symbolised by car exhaust fumes)

"I dunno...ask him."

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

Don Quilowatte

The big pause

The Four Horsemen of Trees: Beavers, Hammocks, Bugs, Unpainted Furniture.