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"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

Fetch the Boomerang

'Dad, is this like ... you doing your own thing?'

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

Eventual Motion Machine

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

The Sedentary Dead.

"Doc, I think I'm suffering from insomnia...every ten minutes the boss bursts into my office and wakes me up!"

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

"It's the naps you don't take that you regret the most."

"Well, if I was ambitious, we'd have a nice house and more money, but I'd never be around."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

'Inactive wear'

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

"Fetch? You fetch it - you're nearer to it than I am."

"You need the exercise, so I bought you a bigger remote."

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."

"I dropped my phone. Would you mind skiing the 20 miles back up hill to find it? I would do it, but I'm out of shape and lazy."

"I just got home. Let me roost a bit."

Laundry baskets labelled 'pajamas' and 'not pajamas'.

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."