Lazy Candy Grabber Gifts

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

Man with cat on the end of fishing rod, catching fish.

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

Dribbling and snoring - proof that men can multi-task.

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'