Lazy Candy Grabber Gifts

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

Man with cat on the end of fishing rod, catching fish.

Dribbling and snoring - proof that men can multi-task.

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"Why don't we just get a remote control?"