Lazy Angel Pillows

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Soup of the month.

Tree house.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Conservation Area

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

'Look man, no wings!'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

How lazy people decide what to eat

Idle parts

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

Dogs can dream too.

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

Ok, ok, last page.

Fast Food Fly-Thru

An amplified harp

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

"My doctor told me to get more exercise by walking a pet, but he didn't specify it had to be a dog."

'You can tell he's not afraid of the work, by the way he fights it.'

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

'I made a substitute in the recipe. Take-out.'

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

"Mr. Jenkins' idea of paradise is a never occupied loo, a big flat screen with hundreds of free sports channels and a fridge that always gets refilled with beer and pizza."

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.