Lazy Angel Pillows

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Soup of the month.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Tree house.

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Conservation Area

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

'Look man, no wings!'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

How lazy people decide what to eat

Idle parts

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

Dogs can dream too.

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

An amplified harp

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

Fast Food Fly-Thru

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

'You can tell he's not afraid of the work, by the way he fights it.'

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"My doctor told me to get more exercise by walking a pet, but he didn't specify it had to be a dog."

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

'I made a substitute in the recipe. Take-out.'

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

"Mr. Jenkins' idea of paradise is a never occupied loo, a big flat screen with hundreds of free sports channels and a fridge that always gets refilled with beer and pizza."

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"