Lazing Gifts

"He's an indoor cat."

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

"...I'll just take the day off."

'He's a case of unintelligent design.'

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'Jimmy, I can't see!'

"I'm thinking of installing some strobe lights to make it look like he's moving."

"I'd really let myself go. I hadn't shaved in days."

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Bowled over again!

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Snowprov

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'He likes to power nap.'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

University Soapflakes

Lazy Octopus

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Lady of the bath...

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Homo Gamus