Lazing Gifts

"He's an indoor cat."

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

"...I'll just take the day off."

'He's a case of unintelligent design.'

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'Jimmy, I can't see!'

"I'm thinking of installing some strobe lights to make it look like he's moving."

"I'd really let myself go. I hadn't shaved in days."

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Snowprov

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

'He likes to power nap.'

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Lazy Octopus

Lady of the bath...

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

Homo Gamus

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast