Layaway Enthusiast Mugs

'But, Melanie -- you can't base your entire life on layaway plans!'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Cosy night in

"I think we overordered."

'My hero!'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

Drawing on an island.

"At last - no Trump."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'Tomorrow we'll just have lettuce and water, OK.'

'No tables are available at this time. Would you be interested in take-out?'

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

"Because we're a family, that's why. You set the table I dial the phone, and your father orders the chinese food."

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."