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'But, Melanie -- you can't base your entire life on layaway plans!'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

'My hero!'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Cosy night in

"I think we overordered."

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Drawing on an island.

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

"At last - no Trump."

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'Tomorrow we'll just have lettuce and water, OK.'

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'No tables are available at this time. Would you be interested in take-out?'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

"Because we're a family, that's why. You set the table I dial the phone, and your father orders the chinese food."

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."