Lawnmaster Gifts

Send away mower for servicing...get your scythe out of the shed.

Man cutting grass.

"He loves his leaf blower."

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

Biker Lawn Mower

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

Human males marking territory.

Robotic man mowing the lawn

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"FISH ON"

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

"Who's a good boy?!!"

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

Snow machine spitting out kids toys left under the snow.

'Well, when can I have my bike back?'

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

"I'll just mow the lawn then I'll put myself forward to lead the Conservatives."

Desert Island in the midst of a lawn dotted with 'Keep of the Grass' signs.

The lawn mowing industry was ripe for innovation.

The first sign of spring is landscapers driving by and laughing at my unkempt lawn.

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

"I'm going to do some gardening.Have you seen my ear protectors?"

"This is the worst parade ever."

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

'Get your mitts off my leaves!!'

Jim's Mowing Services

Gale Norton - US Secretary of the Interior.

"I don't care how much the petrol costs for the strimmer. Get it cut!"

"Parting the church lawn and the Red Sea are not exactly the same ."

'Yes of course he can borrow my lawn mower just as long as he only uses it in my garden...'