Lawncare Legend Gifts

"If he can't get Yard of the Month, he'd rather just burn it."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Domestic Superheroes!!

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

When laundry ruled the waves.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Lawnmower

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"Mulch madness"

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Must get a longer cable."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'George! This way quick!'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

"Beware of God"

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

Biker Lawn Mower

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"